Crushable Quotable: Lindsay Lohan and Kris Herzog Have the Same Probation Officer

Monday, April 11, 2011 - 2:42 pm ET

Ah, Hollywood. Celebrity bodyguard Kris Herzog (pictured) ? who has worked with celebrities like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and Oksana Grigorieva ? has a tell-all book coming out. Until then, though, he?s teasing us with potential spoilers about the book. In an interview with Celeb Dirty Laundry, he said:

• He and Lindsay Lohan have the same probation officer
• Oh, and that same probation officer also works with Paris Hilton ? can we interview him or her?
• There may or may not be a sex tape featuring Kris and Oksana (he says ?she played my sentiment like a cheap instrument?)
• Oksana is apparently ?a sexual sorceress?
• His first bodyguard gig was for Kristian Alfonso, aka Hope from Days Of Our Lives
• The paparazzi are ?aggressive criminals?

From the chapter descriptions, it sounds like most of the book is going to be about Oksana and Mel Gibson. Considering Kris says ?I thought I was protecting a real domestic violence victim, I was very wrong,? it looks like he has both a lot of dirt to spill and a hell of a grudge. We look forward to reading our copy while chowing down on popcorn.

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